Topic Ideas

Thank you, Adrienne, for your inspiring title ideas:

How To Stop Kicking the Back of Mommy's Chair When She's Trying to Drive
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry (got this one online / but maybe you could write the sequel?)
Mommy Takes Drugs Because You Won't Behave!
If Ms. Alma Makes Me Late To Work Again . . .
Why Doesn't Daddy Do More Housework?

More from Me:

My Daddy Irons, Mommy Can't
Why Mommies have Saggy Boobs (so you could nurse and suck the life out of them)
Safety Rules for the Carseat (No flying toys, no making choking noises, no screaming)
Why Chocolate Ice Cream is not Dinner
I'm a Mother not a Maid