SEAN SAYS

"Have you looked at your birth certificate lately?"
I look at him thinking, oh no, has someone stolen my identity? Where is my birth certificate? Did he lose it? Did he spill coffee on it?
I said: "No, why?"
Mr Smartass says: "Because you are 34 years old and watching a teeny-bopper movie."
THERE WAS NOTHING ON. "Bring It On" is a comedy about cheerleading. My mom and I went to that movie together. It is the only time Kirstin Dunst looks like she has bathed. If he can watch "My Cousin Vinny" over and over and and over and over, I think I can watch teeny-bopper movies.